dnnnvx@github:~$ man dnnnvx

NAME
    dnnnvx - quiet diagnostics for a liminal space cowboy

SYNOPSIS
    dnnnvx [-p <cat_name>] [-g] [--rest] [--reboot]

DESCRIPTION
    A software engineer running on low battery and late-night terminal
    buffer cycles. Designed to recover passion, and trace systemic
    exhaustion before kernel panic.

OPTIONS
    -p, --pet <cat_name>
            Execute immediate serotonin burst. Interrupts all running
            existential threads to deliver warm headpats.

            ₍^. .^₎⟆  *purr*

    -g, --grass
            Disconnect from local runtime. Step outside, feel sunlight
            on skin, and verify that the physical universe still renders
            at uncapped frame rates.

EXIT STATUS
    0       Spark restored. Ready for the next orbit.
    1       Execution halted to prevent permanent structural wear.

"See you space cowboy..."