- ⚙️ I use daily:
.bf,.py,.c,.kt,.java,.cs— listed in descending order of regret, see chart below - 📵 Ads don't get blocked here, they get hooked out of the render path and never happen
- 🔁 Every patch renames everything to
a,b,c, thenaagain, and back into the bytecode I go - 🧾 I have read more obfuscated smali than books this year and it is only getting worse
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pingme about xposed, reverse engineering, obfuscated builds, or why I still write Brainfuck on purpose
🧠 Brainfuck — ✅ Recommended · 33,332 hrs on record (113 hrs at review time)
Hours are real: 1 hr per KB of Brainfuck committed, review-time hours from commits of the last 14 days.
In 1993, Urban Müller shipped 8 commands and walked out. No updates. No roadmap. No support. Respect.
No variables, no functions, no types, no error messages. One tape, one pointer and whatever happens is on you. Started with Hello World. Miscounted one
+. Lost six hours.Eventually wrote actual production logic in it. Then an optimizer. Then an AOT compiler. Then tests to prove the optimizer hadn't hallucinated. At no point did anyone stop me. There are no variables. You simply remember that cell 47 means something important and carry this knowledge like a family curse.
Debugging is incredible. The program does not tell you what went wrong. The pointer is somewhere. You are somewhere. God is watching neither. Other languages give you abstractions. Brainfuck gives you ++++++++[>++++<-] and the quiet certainty that whatever happens next is legally your responsibility.
Syntax highlighting does nothing. There is no syntax. Only weather.
10/10. Accidentally built a toolchain.